A conversation between cousins.

This all started when I saw my cousins status on facebook and couldn't resist commenting on it.
and this is what it turned into......


My Cousin's Status: "You and me going fishin in the dark"

My Comment: "What If I don't want to?"

My Cousin: "then we go fish in day time"

Me: "What if I don't want to go fishing?"

Cousin: "then im going to drag you behind my truck and watch your skin rip off as i go 160 down the highway"

Me: "How are you going to get to California and then drag me to Canada to drag me behind your truck?"

Cousin: "i'll drive myself down there and personally tie your ankles togethor and tie the other end of the chain to my bumper and watch you die"

Me: "Wow. That's a little sadistic. But what if I get to you first and sneak some sleeping drugs into your pills and then tie YOU up to the back of a truck and watch You die? Huh?!?!! Whatcha' think'a that FOO'?!?!?!?!"

Cousin: "you cant drive a truck, you cant even drive your mini cooper"

Me: "That was a lame comeback. I can tell your scared! Mwa hahaha! That's right! You should fear your older cousin!!!"

Cousin: "you have man hands"

Me: "Dude you're losing your touch. That was a really lame comeback. You should really work on that. Oh and you might want to put some lotion on your woman hands."

Cousin: "you have to much baggage im sorry"

Me: "I'm not the only one."



And thus that concludes the conversation.